prettyshipwreck: Keanu Reeves is a vampire. 10knotes: Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: He’s a motherfucking vampire His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530 This post has at least 10,000 notes...
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
me: wow that guy over there is really hot
hot guy: is that a potato staring at me
Friend: Basically this film is about a computer virus that makes you lose the will to live
Me: It sounds like Tumblr